A Guide To Find Which Bird Pooped On Your Car

May 14, 2008 · Filed Under Funny, News · Comment 

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Some damn bird poop all over your windscreen and you want to know which was the culprit? Well one trip to Amazon will get you:

What Bird Did That?: A Driver’s Guide to Some Common Birds of North America by Peter Hansard and Burton Silver.

Equipped with this comprehensive textbook you are now in the position of identifying birds from the size and colour of their excrements. After all they say you are what you eat and that goes for birds too and it makes an excellent way to identify them.

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