Banana Trees Will Get Extinct In A Few Years
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A fungus is eating away all of our bananas! Its not a joke, its a true fact that is known to the banana growing community for years now. The Panama Disease fungus converts the yellow-creamy bananas into a brick-red fruit that is inedible. And the worse part is that there is no cure for it. Scientists expect that within 10-30 years there will be no more bananas in the world.
Till this yellow fruit gets extinct you can enjoy new ways of pealing a banana like this guy in a Japanese TV show:
Grow Your Own Monkey Ass Tomatoes
If you are one of those who like their tomatoes to look like a… monkey ass, this is your biggest business opportunity. You can now buy from ebay a pack of patented (with the UNITED STATES PATENT AND TRADEMARK OFFICE)Mokney Ass Tomato Seeds!
It is an italian tomato that has been in seller’s family for many generations beginning with ancestors in Riardo. Now the seller lives in Southern California where they grow bigger and better than ever!
They tomatoes are very much like an extra large Roma Tomato with meaty salmon flesh and not many seeds. Some of the very large ones develop a crack ? not a split, but a closed crack which resembles a
BABOON’S ASS!
The buyers will get growing instructions to make the best monkey ass tomatoes ever 
Hurry up the auction ends on May 4th.
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