Penis Shaped Cashew Artwork On Ebay

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Yes it is true, in Ebay you can find the most amazing things being sold there. Ebay user snerc is selling a Penis Shaped Cashew Artwork and expects the auction to reach $500,000!

What’s the story behind this cashew nut? Read an abstract from his Ebay advert:

I don’t know why I stopped at this particular cashew as I was eating my Trader Joe’s sweet, savory & tart trail mix, but as an artist the unexplainable happens often. My body is a vessel of creation and expression in tune with everything around me, including what you would see as “just another cashew”
No, something about the shape of this particular cashew reflects the shape of our society. As the artist, I have split and re-glued the cashew as an expression of the ?cracks? that have been ?glued? in modern life. It is a complete work of art in every way. Famed art critic Richard Barokavov had this to say about the piece:
?Steven?s ?Trader Joe?s Cashew #4? is such a complete and absolute brutally dissecting view of the industrial conflict between capitalism and modernism that is is hard for even the most verbose of critics to add too. Regardless of Steven?s relation to me as a colleague and studiomate, the intense complexity I feel for this work is also complete and absolute.?

No reserve auction, free shipping. Escrow services will be used if auction exceedes the expected $500,000 that is has been valued.

If you are interested in this artwork to buy it or to study the psychological profile of the artist you can go here.

 

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